Sunday 29 July 2012

Stand Up...Naija youths



Nigeria…a wonderful country; a country where everything goes.
The bribery in Nigeria is now on an all-time high, the so-called lawmakers only make laws to fit their greed, so where is this country going to… I can only but wonder
Where parents pay primary school headmasters and headmistresses so that their children would be crowned as the ‘head boy’, where students now rig class rep elections in universities and the S.U.G. election is a do-or-die affair.
A country that has turned its face away from its numerous natural resources and has decided to focus on one. The one that keeps the country running but kills the people in its environs, the one that keeps other regions happy but makes its regions curse the day it was discovered…Oil; crude oil… some even call it black gold.
What happened to the days of farming; when cocoa was so much in the west, groundnut pyramids in the north, fish and rice in the east? The days when agricultural produce of Nigeria made up a major part of our GDP, the days when the proceeds of cocoa, built cocoa house in Ibadan, university of Ibadan, the first TV station in west Africa.
What happened to the days when roads where smooth, when importing and selling generators was bad business, when watching news on the TV was not always full of bad news?
Now all we hear is subsidy, corruption, boko haram, Farouk Lawan, Femi Otedola, election rigging, killing of youths and youth corpers.
Our generation is on the verge of failing like our fathers generations in the past. The government has failed to invest extensively in the youths and the lawmakers are too busy engrossed in greed to pass laws to favor the youths that want to go into entrepreneurship.
A governor wanted to build a two billion naira (2,000,000,000) mosque in his state… that amount for a mosque when the country is stricken with poverty.
What are the youths doing?
A child was asked if he should be the president what would he do, he answered he would embezzle money like the present politicians (those were what his words implied).
Nigerian youths, let us stand up and change that mentality…let us make Nigeria a world power, we have all the resources to make this country the greatest in the world, but we have a problem…our mentality.
If we can change that (though it aint easy to change the mentality of 160 million people) we can change the country and move it to its normal destiny.
Let us stand up and make it happen…
Nigerian youths… let us not fail like our fathers
The success of Nigeria… begins with you.

Wednesday 25 July 2012

Sunday Nite

Monday mornings in Lagos have always been hectic. People opening their shops and offices as early as six thirty am; Traffic will have moved to a slow pace that even a snail would complain. Drivers in a mad frenzy, overtaking each other as if the price to be won was much more than getting to the office. I was driving in one of these Monday morning madness when I heard a loud sound “GBOAAA’ at the back of my car. It actually wasn’t my car. My dad asked me to run an errand very early in the morning; reluctantly he gave me the car keys so that I would be quick about what I was going to do.
I looked at the mirror, it was a yellow hummer. I was very pleased. I began to hum tony tetuila’s “you don hit my car…oyinbo repete’ as I came out of my vehicle.
A large man in a very expensive suit came out of the hummer and looked at me. With disdain he looked at my Honda civic 2001 model and hissed. I looked at him, contempt written all over my face. See this man o! you bash my car you come dey form badt guy. Wa san wo ku.
“How much will it cost?” he asked, looking at his watch. So I am wasting your time abi? I thought…I looked behind his car and saw that the line at the back of his car was increasing geometrically. People were beginning to get impatient. Horns blaring loudly as drivers of the popular danfo buses rained curses at us
“three fifty thousand.” I said
“Three wetin?” he asked shocked.
“So you can speak pidgin, you come dey form street. Na your papa lay the coal tar.” You go pay money today. You dey form because you dey drive hummer abi?”
He looked at me laughed.
“Okay, three fifty it is.” He went into his car brought out his cheque book, wrote the amount on a check and gave it to me. He also gave me his card when he saw that I did not trust cheques. The card showed that he worked at one of the top companies on Marina Street. I was pleased; I removed my car from his way and drove straight to complete my mission.
I got to the bank when I finished running the errand for my dad. As the cashier was about to give me the money, someone came from behind and gave a nice slap. I looked back and saw my younger brother
“Stand up joor; daddy said you should wash the car that he is going out.”
I noticed I was on my bed. I was angry with him; it was if I should carry him and break his head on the ground. Why was it when I was about to collect the money that he came to wake me up.
The throes and woes of dreaming nice dreams in a house full of people.